Bully

Dragonlady is a bully. Pure bully. There are other colorful words that I could use, but bully describes it best. She's stuck in the schoolyard. Called the Minolta guy a "big goofy man". And promptly described him as the bane of her existance.

Yes, I know it's not working, yes, I know it's a very important piece of machinery, yes, yes, yes. But you help no one by 911'ing everything on the planet. We're a team not a freaking serve-the-dragonlady harem.